If I had it my way, this is how I would offer candy to my trick-or-treaters.
But instead, this is my plan...
...minus the be scary part judging by my costume track record:
Hippie and Lunchlady
Vampire and Brian Fantana from Anchorman
The Batman Team (I'm Batman in this picture.)
Malibu Barbie. In cold weather. It was 2005, gimme a break.
Happy Halloween, everyone!